It all started with a grain of truth
*excerpt from a future comedy routine*
I had to break into my dads car once, and you may be asking- “Why, Sam? Why would you have to break into your fathers car?” Well, the answer to that is simple- the exterior door locks were broken, except for the back hatch. So that’s how I ‘broke in’ to the car. I thought it was funny… however the cop that pulled up while I was crawling through the car using my cell phone as a flashlight didn’t think it was that funny.. I ‘love’ cops man. (insert other cop stories here)
So anyways back to my attempted ‘GTA’ of my fathers car- I can officially take getting tasered off my bucket list. When I told my friend this she was thinking what most of you are probably thinking- something along the lines of “Why the hell is getting tasered on your bucket list?” So when I wrote my list in a buzzed state- I could only think of 48 things I wanted to do before I die. So I figured it couldn’t hurt to have a few filler options in there- Figuratively speaking of course. Boy was I wrong…
